Saturday, June 10, 2017

#LoonyLimerick ft. Mallus





There once was an NRI 'ungle' from Kerala,
Who just adored the a cappella
One day while drinking toddy,
He sang a song so off-key
Sent back to the Gelf he was, the good-fo'-nothin'-fella.

P.S: I am a malayalee, who loves her malayalee man and idli-sambar. But stereotypes can make for easy humour, and I have shamelessly (coconut) milked this one!

Tuesday, April 11, 2017

7 reasons why it would totally suck to travel with a Disney princess

Walt Disney’s princesses deliver sheer magic, even to the little girl in (the 20 or 30 something) you. As charming as they may be, picture having these uniquely characterised cartoon belles and their side-kicks accompany you on a backpacking trip. Not so alluring? Here is why.
Reason 1: ‘Look! It’s a snuffered fartulous.. and right next to it, a gobbeldy gook.’ Pointing at speedy blurs, she might be referring to a raging Bengal tiger, an elusive rhino, or just a stray chicken; during your exotic wildlife safari. Sadly, you will never know what you missed; as traveling with the mermaid princess, Ariel, would mean made-up names for everything in the human-world.
Need I add that sea-food is most definitely off the menu?


Reason 2: Visiting a street market? You might have tonnes of explaining to do; as the Disney royalty burst into histrionics at the sight of the innocuous enough looking juicy red apples, old ladies or even the odd Arabesque lamp.


Reason 3:  Think of checking out the party scene in a new city? You know who not to take along owing to the 12o clock curfew - Cinderella. If that wasn’t bad enough, be prepared to have her entourage of forest critters, armed with pseudo-stylist degrees, come charging into the hotel room; every-time she decides to step out.   
Additionally, the princess only travels in her own unique style; nothing standard like an auto or cab for her. No sire. Her preferred mode of conveyance, of course, would be a regular pumpkin-on-wheels. Yes, you read it right. A magnificent made-to-order carriage; nonetheless carved out of a large pumpkin. Talk about an eco-friendly fashion foible.
Reason 4: They will prance around conversing animatedly to mirrors, candle stands, brooms, pots of coffee, frogs, trees; you name it. Travel the world with these princesses and you’ll be laced into a strait-jacket before you can even say, ‘Cuckoo’.
Reason 5: Will somebody please tell them that ball gowns are out of fashion, since forever? Good luck getting them to hitch-hike, or go on a trek wearing corsets and voluminous drawers, under long sweeping robes.
Reason 6:  Seven wildly temperamental dwarves, a magic carpet on autopilot, a miniature dragon and a hoard of forest and sea creatures tagging along? ‘nuff said.


Reason 7: Just when you thought that the trip could be salvaged, out they go on a photo editing rampage - armed with every photo enhancing tools known to mankind. The princesses will ensure that their waist in every picture is puckered, arms slimmed & cheeks photshopped to a rosy glow . In comparison the ‘real you’ might end up looking like the ugly step-sister. There goes the holiday-special vacation profile picture.

But who doesn’t love a Disney princess! Eh?

Wednesday, April 1, 2015

Our Discovery Of Chakrata – Camping In A Tucked Away Wonderland Near Dehradun

Travelled to: Chakrata, Uttarakhand 

Travelled with: Friends

Travelled in: December, 2014


Travel motivation: Adventure Trip

In the last week of December 2014, our group of six friends checked in to double occupancy tents (thank God for the room heaters) at the Blue Canvas Resort, Chakrata (Uttarakhand). Fed and watered at the resort, to a simple yet delicious breakfast of toast, aloo parathas and steaming tea, off we went to the mystical Tiger Falls.
En route, we came across two of the chubbiest and most rumbustious ‘pahadi’ puppies, and it was love at first sight for me.
puppies
Fur ball
Leaving the little balls of fur with a heavy heart, we continued towards the falls. Accompanied by some really friendly kids from the village nearby, part of the route to the falls was covered on foot.

Such innocence
However, negotiating down the well-beaten path and across streams did require some level of physical fitness and agility. Needless to say, we were puffing and panting as we reached the base, while our voluntary young guides hopped from ledge to ledge like sprightly mountain goats. As we reached our destination, the beauty and the absolute power of the waterfall truly left us stunned. Be warned though that the stream of water beneath the waterfall is infested with leeches, so stay on guard!
Tiger Falls
Tiger Falls
Slotted next into our trip were sessions of rappelling – which involved making our way down a hill, backwards, with a safety harness tied to the waist. This is a fairly safe activity, but definitely not for those, like me, with a fear of heights.
rappelling
Fear conquered
Soon after, we were back at the resort and settled around the fire, as the young hotel proprietor kept us thrilled with ‘local’ ghost stories.
We woke up early the next day, and indulged in a hearty breakfast of vegetable momos at Chandna’s, located in the quaint Chakrata market. There is something truly remarkable and relaxing about eating authentic street-food at such non-descript family-owned outfits; not to mention, great value for money.
chandna's at Chakrata
Hot and much-needed!
Soon after, we set out for the trek up hill to Devban. On slippery pathways, covered in leaves and brambles, with little or no protective gear, we reached the top. Once again, we had the wind knocked out of our lungs; this time also because of the sheer scenic beauty of the locale.
Picture the quintessential European Christmas postcard scene featuring gorgeous coniferous foliage, covered tastefully in snow, a solitary house with smoke billowing out of the chimney, and the forest floor covered in snow for miles around. Only, this is the exact scene at Devban, some 3000 meters above sea level.
At this height, we also witnessed the true reach of consumerism and effective marketing, as the guide tore open packets of India’s favourite two-minute meal, Maggi, and boiled it for us in freshly melted mountain snow. While we sat pensive, admiring the charming sights and slurping on the noodles – suddenly, it began to snow!
The trek back down was a little less exerting but not any less fraught with danger; fear only accentuated as our guide pointed at leopard pug marks in the snow with glee. Our relief was palpable as we reached camp again. By late noon, a jeep took us to Chimri, a long table land, which provided a glorious view of the sunset and the Himalayas. This is also a great place to take the perfect pictures, owing to ideal lighting conditions.

Sunset and photo-ops
*Note for those with motion sickness – keep meds handy, as the hair-bend turns and twists around the mountain will leave you feeling nauseated.
Suffice to say that this was a trip of many firsts for me. First trek, first tryst with rappelling (and probably the last) but nothing beats the memory of watching millions of exquisite water crystals descending on to us cheerily.
We left Chakrata with the thought that even this small hilly cantonment has so many more seasons and natural wonders left to be seen. So for your next weekend trip, skip the usual Nainital and Shimla, and revel in Chakrata’s heavenly tourism offerings.

Cheers. *Clink*

Thursday, March 12, 2015

JUST PAWS & PONDER

Pet sitting has to be one of the nicest things yet. Let me explain:


  • You(dog lover) get to keep a dog for just as long as you desire - you are happy
  • Owner gets to travel/plan some pet-free time - owner is happy
  • Pooch gets loads of love from the temporary owner -- wags all around!

Dogs are the best "people" I'd want around when sad, lonely or better still, happy! 
Humans are so much better, you say? 
Take away their gorgeous "puppy-dog" chocolatey brown eyes, frantic excitement when you take them for walks or give them a treat, and the ability to love unconditionally - and they are just like human beings. No doubt there.

Meet Dabbu - a friends' dog, who stayed with us over the week. Its official, I'm in love.

'nuff said.


dog